{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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